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Sergeant Major (Senior Non-commissioned Officer) - Known only as "The Sergeant Major", he has been with Destro since the very beginning of the Iron Grenadiers, accompanying Destro on the Grenadiers' first field operation.

Colonel Masque (Director of Intelligence & Covert Operations) - One of Destro's most trusted Officers, Masque oversees all intelligence gathering and analysis, as well as all Iron Grenadier covert operations. He is a master magician, illusionist, hypnotist and alchemist. His brilliant use of real world chemistry and deadly weapons, combined with hypnotics and illusions, often has his enemies often wondering if he truly does supernatural powers. Even members if his own family are not completely convinced that he doesn't. Masque has an odd love of puns and other wordplay, as is evidenced by his referring to his personal guard as "The Red Death".


Foolproof (Covert Operative) - Unofficial 'right hand' to Colonel Masque. Frequently handles the Colonel's more sensitive or difficult assignments.


Misfit (Covert Operative) - Reports directly to Colonel Masque. Frequently handles undercover assignments requiring infiltration or disguise.


Leored (Commando) - This veteran commando is especially gifted in the art of covert infiltration. No target is to hard or too well-defended. He is often partnered with Huerta and the two are known to be among Colonel Masque's most trusted operatives.


Huerta (Commando) - Where Leored is known for his infiltration skills, Huerta is known for his destructive capabilities. Sometimes referred to as "The Barbarian" for his savage, no-holds-barred style of combat.

Baroness - Former head of Cobra's Intelligence Division, she now puts her considerable skills to work for Destro.


Scythe - Scythe was the first woman to be accepted within the ranks of the Iron Grenadiers. As such, she was once referred to as The Iron Maiden, but later changed her call sign to Scythe. It is generally believed that the Baroness adopted the name Iron Maidens for her personal cadre of operatives as a nod to Scythe's unofficial status as the senior female Grenadier.


Cutlass - Cutlass and her brother Ghost are among Destro's most deadly operatives. She is one of the best sword fighters on the planet, a living phenomenon. Though she is a Champion fencer, she never particularly cared for trophies. Instead, her recognition comes when her opponent is lying in a pool of blood and she is still standing.


Banshee - Little is known about Banshee prior to her involvement with the Iron Grenadiers. It is believed that she was born in Paris and worked as a freelance assassin-for-hire, amassing a nearly perfect record over a ten year period. At some point, she was recruited by the Baroness to be one of the first in her “Iron Maiden” program. In Irish mythology, a banshee is a feminine spirit, usually seen as an omen of death and a messenger from the Otherworld. Banshee’s many targets could attest to the appropriateness of her code name – if any of them were still around to do so.


Natasha - A Russian folk hero, so much so that hers is a household name among Russian citizens who love to show up in throngs to her staged appearances on national holidays and in military parades. Paraphernalia autographed by this highly decorated Leningrad-born sniper is known to sell for many tens of thousands of rubles, though few Russians would be unconscionable enough to willingly part with such a treasure. Allegedly, Natasha's natural talent with a rifle was discovered early on by military recruiters, who worked with the press to make her name and prowess become the talk of the Motherland - until she met the Baroness.


Lace - Very little is known about Lace. She is believed to be highly skilled in disguise and is rumored to often serve as a body double for the Baroness. Her mere presence within this group indicates that she is not to be taken lightly.

Colonel Jett (Nullifier) -Commander of an Anti-Gravity Pod (A.G.P.) Assault Squadron. Former head of Laird Destro's Elite Guard.


Captain Nirvana (Nullifier) - Formerly a member of Major Jett's Anti-Gravity Pod (A.G.P.) Assault Squadron. Injuries sustained in combat resulted in the loss of his flight status. Currently serves as the head of Laird Destro's Elite Guard.

Sergeant Creeper (Jungle Operations) -While he is fully capable in any environment, Creeper is a ghost in the jungle. He is considered by most to be the Iron Grenadiers' foremost authority on jungle combat.

O.S.O.K. (Sniper) - There are many accomplished marksmen within the ranks of the Iron Grenadiers, but none compare to the pure killing machine that is O.S.O.K. He tends to be quiet and reserved, rarely speaking aside from the occasional unintelligible mumble. His quarters are located deep within the lowest levels of the Castle, where few others tread voluntarily. He receives his orders and goes forth, usually alone, to wreck absolute havoc on the enemies of Laird Destro. The first time General Voltar saw the custom painted reaper's grin on O.S.O.K.'s Grenadier mask, he told one of his subordinate Officers to have the man remove it. The Officer balked at the order and it was then that Voltar realized that even many of the Iron Grenadiers fear O.S.O.K. Not another word has ever been said about removing the paint from O.S.O.K.'s mask.

Captain "Colors" DelRio (Iron Wolf) - Commander of Company D, Iron Wolf Brigade.


Corporal Ozma (Iron Wolf) - Member of Captain DelRio's Company D. Highly skilled in both climbing and demolitions.

Captain Llama (Shock Trooper) - Commander of Shock Trooper Special Detachment B - also known as the "Death Dealers". Known for his unique approach to problem solving and ability to operate outside normal parameters.


Sergeant Shock (Shock Trooper) - Second-in-Command of the "Death Dealers" and one of the oldest Iron Grenadiers in active service.


Hung (Shock Trooper) - "Death Dealers" Heavy Weapons Specialist.


Reaper (Shock Trooper) - Member of the "Death Dealers".

Corporal Crimson (Dog Handler) - K-9 specialist with extensive combat experience. When he is not deployed, he is also responsible for training new K-9 units for Castle security.